I wish I could do Eyeshadow like that

A few days ago I did a thing where I fainted / passed out, twirled around in the tiny kitchen I was standing in, and collapsed while spinning and hitting my head on a few surfaces and the floor. Lots of blood. 11 stitches. Oh but the next day, the colorful shiner I had between my eye and my eyebrow! Mostly purple with streaks of irridescent blue. I wish I could do eyeshadow like that. Art rarely improves upon nature.